I’m Rich Now So I’m Outta Here Losers
Hey there loyal ”edgewisdom” readers…both of you. Hi Mom. Well its been a lot of fun writing this blog for you social lepers but I just found out that I have been given a huge sum of money so you can all bite me. No more writing this stupid blog. No more reading your ridiculous letters and comments. No more nasty comments by all of the people, organizations, religions, races, creeds, political imbeciles, and retards I’ve insulted in the past. Keep in mind I would still like to insult you but I’ll be rich when I’m doing it which makes it more fun…for me I mean. For you it will obviously suck.
If there is one thing you may have garnered while reading many of my posts is that I have an innate and uncanny ability to filter out bullshit and those that throw it. When I got the e-mail from a gentleman from the Ivory Coast telling me of his problem inheriting 40 million dollars from his recently departed father I was sceptical. When I wrote back he seemed delighted that I would help him get his money out of the country. I could almost hear his honesty through his written words. After providing him with my account number, routing number, pin number and social security number I should be receiving my money wire in just a few minutes.
So losers…I’m signing off for the last time. Now you can all go pick cat hair out of your TV dinners and watch yourself starve for the highly intelligent sail-right-over-your-head narratives on the human condition I have provided for you for so many thankless years. You make me sick!
